First Post

You know I am lazy.

I really feel like I am having a Charlie Sheen moment asking myself, "Why I am here?" Except you could replace the hookers and coke with college boredom and junk food.

Nonetheless I am here with the empty promise of keeping up a blog of what seem to be my random/awkward/funny daily occurrences with friends while I am at college.

And because Kanye has a strangle-hold on the Twitter game.

So stay tuned I guess, and again I can not stress the fact that this blog will be less up-kept that Joaquin Phoenix's beard when he did that rap thing. But, when I do post expect random that is a guaran-sheed. I am not guaranteeing funny though, because whenever someone claims that something is funny nine times out of ten it is not. And that tenth time is the movie Bruno... right Frank?

It has been about two years and you still owe 9.75.

Douche.