Wake Up In The Morning Feeling Like P Diddy

PBS has to thank viewers like you in order for them to put on their programs. And I have to thank dorm suite mates like mine for giving me so much material to write about on a day to day basis.

And much like any cast of characters on a show their is always that one person who outshines all of the counterparts. Now whether they do this by good or bad things is a whole different story. I mean you can dissect any cast ever. And there will be that one little nugget deserving of a spin-off all their own.

(Even with all that taken into consideration, NBC why was Joey created?)

And if there were one person in our dorm that I would pay to see every week on television it would be the one, the only, Tony.

I mean even his name alone could be the title of a show.

The show could be a sitcom, it could be a reality show, it could be a satire, it could even be filmed in front of a live audience. Either way it has to be made.

That is why I am writing this post. In hopes that an executive from NBC, ABC, CBS or FOX. (Forget the latter one.) So NBC, ABC, CBS, or Telemundo is reading this in search for a new show in the fall.

Well here is your show.

Picture this a 19 year old college student who "has been fighting his whole life man" and is not "afraid to through paper down" in fisticuffs combat. Not only that but he is on a quest to find his true identity. As he is torn between pursuing the life as a caucasian or striving for social acceptance amongst African-Americans. 

You can join him on his journey as he gets "tatted" and‎ is "chillin outside with my bros in a beater and shorts."

And learn of his inner struggles as he dreams, "once summer comes, im gunna be tatted more. Beater, snapback, jordan flip flops and khaki shorts." And how he just really just "wants to be goin to that wiz and mac concert."

But what about a catchphrase?

Audiences will be rolling on the ground as he shouts, "Eyyy Yo Trint!" Akin to Clark Grisworld shouting, "Rusty!" WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM.

You can take a side-seat right next to him as he sits on the couch and decides which song he wants to play 25 seconds of, and join him as he struggles to comprehend occupancy of bathrooms.

Now, the only tough part would be the casting. That is if you choose to take the no-reality route, but reality T.V. is selling like hot cakes these days. And sitcoms are selling whatever the opposite of that is.

But if you absolutely had to cast someone to play the role in a sitcom you would need someone to fit these requirements:

• Must have multiple regrettable tattoos
• Must have either "a beater" or "v-neck" on at all times
• Must wear sweatpants and or shorts so far below the Mason-Dixon line that it does not even make sense for them to be on
• Must snore like a bear having sex with a wood-chipper
• Must wear hats of sports teams he does not even know at precarious angles on their head
• Must not know english
• Must "never sleep ever man"
• Must carry backpack even though they never go to class

It is a sure fire hit dawg.

I can already see it now.... coming this fall to NBC, It's a bird, it's a plane, No! It's Tony!

Dawg.