Just A Joke I Heard

Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I have to deal with that whole school thing you know.

So, I will share a little joke I heard recently to shake the rust off.

There were four people (a scientist, a surgeon, an old man and a 9 year old boy) on plane that was about to crash. There were only three parachutes, so one person would have to go down with the plane. The surgeon immediately sprung up and said, "I save peoples lives, I need this parachute." So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. Afterwords, the scientist exclaimed, "I am the smartest person in the world, people depend on me to teach them." So he too grabbed a parachute and jumped out. Leaving the young boy the old man and only one parachute. The old man in a moment of reflective wisdom looked at the young boy and said, "Go ahead and take the last parachute, I have lived a full life already. Go ahead and take the last parachute." The  young boy looked at the old man quizzically and said, "What are you talking about?" The old man again reiterated that there was only one parachute left. The young boy the leaned over at the parachutes and then looked back at the old man and said, "No, there are two left. The worlds smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."