Saturday, March 12, 2011

Things I Anticipated To Have Done By My 19th Berfday

People have bucket lists. That should come as no surprise, but some people actually set deadlines on certain events on their bucket list. Now that I am a fine and smashing 19 year old fellow, I began to look back at things that me at say age 7 er so would have that I would have done by now.

1.) Be on GUTS and or Legends of the Hidden Temple and completely devour the competition and punch a Temple Guard in the face. Because, I never understood how if you were running through the Dark Forest and a Temple Guard grabbed you, how you would not instinctfully punch him in the wedding jewels. Because I took D.A.R.E. and I learned if a stranger grabs you in a dark place, it is : Step 1: Nutcracker. Step 2: Run. Except in Legends of the Hidden Temple terms it would have been: Step 1: Nutcracker. Step 2: Win, and receive a life time supply of Sketchers, an N64 and a hundred dollar gift card to Toys 'R Us. Which at that point in my life was on par to a gazillion dollars.

2.) Fly

3.) Play for the Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons, and Packers. Logistically, this seemed possible as I acted like I was a member of each said team when I was 7 and acted out games in my yard and drive-way. Realistically, at age 19. Kind of impossible, now I can not fault myself on this one. But, I if do not do this by the time I am 20, then it was a failure.

4.) Be a member of the Mighty Ducks. Not the Anaheim Mighty Ducks. The movie Mighty Ducks. As a 7 year you could  not convince that it was not real. I actually hoped to one day play only side Charlie Conway and be coached by Gordon Bombay. But then I found out Bombay was Emilio, so I dodged that bullet.

5.) Be a Ghostbuster.

6.) Have 100 dollars. Now, I did do this. But at the time (being a 7 year old) and having an income based off of Birthdays/Christmas/Easter/Random Acts of Family Donation. I thought having a C-note to my name was big stuff.

7.) Invent a sport involving roller skates, football, soccer, basketball, and deep sea fishing. Do not even ask.

8.) Be a sports announcer. I always used to act like a commentator whenever I played sports games. Still do, so the dream lives.

9.) Be the next Beatles. Then I learned that they were actually four separate. I was stunned.

10.) Be on Mr. Dress Up. Greatest show ever produced by the Canadian Broadcasting Company.

12.) Not have an 11th thing that I hoped to accomplish by now.

13.) Be a firefighter or police officer. I mean why not. Come to thing of it though. If I indeed did become a Red Wing/Tiger/Piston/Packer/Mighty Duck/Beatles/Police Officer/Fire Fighter, I would of have no time to of been of GUTS.

14.) Be John Travolta's character from Grease. Again, do not even ask. Actually, I will elaborate. I saw Grease at thought it was amazing, and I had this little leather jacket and I used to rock it, I also had this Big Wheel at my grandma's. And I always used to wear my jacket and ride up and down the street thinking I was a Greaser.

15.) Go on Sesame Street and fight Big Bird. Alright, when I was 7, before all this Team Jacob/Team Edward stuff. There was in my mind Team Big Bird/Team Kermit. I was on Team Kermit. Still to this day I do not trust or like yellow birds. Especially one's who are 6'7 and tell me what the letter of the day is.

16.) Have a red Mustang, with a tan drop-top and drive my grandma around it in. Because at 7 years old there were three things I loved.

1.) Baseball
2.) Bubble Gum
3.) My grandma/other family members.

And I still love them all.

17.) Go to a Tiger's game with my neighbor Eleanor. I love you and miss you Eleanor. You were the best neighbor ever. It is because of you I am addicted to Swedish Fish and listening to Tiger baseball on the radio. Because like you always said, "The Tigers just sound better when Ernie is talking about them." I cherish those times when you baby sat me and I would always sit on that green chair, and you would sit on your recliner and we would just talk about whatever a 7 year old would talk about. And how you always called me a handsome young man. Again, I love and miss you.

18.) Solve a rubix rube. F those things with a tuba. I digress.

19.) Find Carmen San Diego.

20.) Be on All That/Not poop myself during Are You Afraid of the Dark. Now to clarify. All That was my Saturday Night Live as kid, I so badly wanted to be Super Dude or REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MANNN MANNNNNNNNNNNN. And as for the not pooing during Are You Afraid of the Dark. I never did soil myself just by watching the show. I did however find myself answering the question of, "Are You Afraid of the  Dark?" With, "Yes, clearly I am."

So you could say I may have not accomplished anything, but I just saw Inception for the first time. So in a parallel universe I did do these things in my mind. Or I was dream chased by Leo.

Which leads me to the next thing I wanted to do by the time I was 19....

I am kidding. I never dreamt of being dream chased. Or did I?

Oh god, I am getting Inception-ed.

Bumm, bummm, bummmm!



2 comments:

  1. What a lovely tribute to Elinor, whom I also remember. You should be writing a blog for your school paper. Good stuff.

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