Tuesday, March 1, 2011

My Failed (Witty) Blog Titles

If you may be thinking you want to create a blog, you really only need one important thing.

An incredibly eye-catching and witty title.

If you are not the kind of person who can think of something with such amazing whit that captivates the masses, you can take some of my brain-stormed/unused/failed Blog titles.

These are divided into three catagories:

-Dumb
-Dumber
-Tyler Perry References

Dumb
-Blogger
See, I thought I could parody the great arcade game Frogger and name my blog Blogger. To my surprise there was already established site (this one) with this domain name. Fail.

-The Blog
Let's just call a spade a spade on this one. It is a tad ostentatious.

-The Lion, The Witch, and the Blog-drobe
You do not even know how close this was to being the title.

Dumber
-Hop On Blog/Oh The Places You'll Blog
Obvious gray area here, what with the potential copyright infringement. I have limited cash flow, henceforth shan't be sued.

-Blogbook
Suck on it Zuckerberg.

-The Good, The Bad, and the Blog
This would have worked. Quite well actually, if only "the Blog" in this context did not sound like a venereal disease.

-The Cat In the Blog
Again with the copyright infringement. And also, if you notice there is an overwhelming lack of cat theme in this blog.

Tyler Perry References
-Blog (Based on a Novel by Sapphire)
Okay, this is funny. You are going to laugh. I do not even know if Tyler Perry did this, but it works.

-I Can Do Blog All By Myself
Alright, this one I kind of chuckled at when it popped into my head.

-Medea Goes To Blog
I must stop. But, it is so much fun. Like honestly, think of any movie/movie series and you automatically have at least 246 Blog titles.

I hope this was helpful and feel free to take any of these, just let me know. Or, I will have to go Lethal Blog 4 on you.

I take that back, 247 Blog titles.


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